Started by sickk, 30 April 2014, 13:52:23
QuoteTramaGary King, a middle-aged recovering drug addict, resolves to track down his estranged schoolfriends and complete the "Golden Mile", a pub crawl encompassing 12 pubs in their hometown of Newton Haven. The group attempted the crawl as teenagers, but failed to reach the last three pubs: the King's Head, the Hole in the Wall, and the World's End.Gary drives his Granada Mk II, which he calls "the Beast," into Newton Haven with Peter "Petertron" Page, Oliver "O-Man" Chamberlain, Steven "Stevie Baby" Prince, and Andy Knightley. At the second pub, named The Old Familiar, the group is briefly joined for a drink by Oliver's sister Sam, over whose affections Gary and Steven had previously rivaled. In the toilets of the fourth pub, The Cross Hands, Gary gets into a fight with a surprisingly strong and agile teenager, and knocks his head off, exposing him as a robot. Gary's friends join him and fight more robots, after which Andy abandons his teetotalism and drinks an order of shots. The group decide to continue the pub crawl to avoid suspicion.